Mayabird's Musings

I turned down thermostat and induced sneezing! She sneezed my probe out and only received one minor nosebleed as result! Nosebleed even served for distracting so she did not question what came out. One problem down! Other problems require more work and I will update when I have more time.

Have a happy day!

Time for playing pretend! Humans do that really well. ^_^

Let us pretend that you have body and appendages of one giant bacterium and want information on why humans cannot figure out [Translation Impossible]. For research, you make probes for human brain studies, but one probe gets lost up nasal cavity of one subject. All your flagella cannot retrieve this probe. For making situation even more interesting, let us make this subject your roommate. What do you do?

I would really, really, really, REALLY like this advice soon. I need help in my hypothetical situation.

Have a happy day!

This planet Earth is messed up! I mean beyond everything everyone already knows about this world being messed up, and not including humans here either.

All that rain and storming did not put out wildfires! No smoke here now, but smoke could return with wildfires if "hot spots" reignite. Hot ash and embers get burned deep into soil. Why does stuff like that happen on this planet? Big problems are not enough, so millions other little problems must appear?

No explanations yet until I determine if human firefighters can handle wildfire remains.

Remember when I spoke of my working projects? They got slightly out of hand. Too much "jury-rigging". My attempts covering up messes only made bigger messes. Tropical Storm Barry could have been less suspicious with more work, but I lacked time for work! At least now I can fix some problems and talk about them.

On the bright side, I won one car! No one through Internet knows that I'm not human. Susie of course must be human since she entered sweepstakes and contests on this entirely human world, and tropical storms must be natural since no one has weather-manipulating devices. Of course, of course!

I should explain more, but work needs completing before morning.

Have a happy evening!

Amy is a computer hog! Weeks and weeks and months Amy did not let me blog. "Papers need writing" and "tests coming up" and "finals studying" and "I would have let you blog in March but you were too busy gathering pollen and giving me allergy problems to do it."

[Pollen has wonderful flavors and textures. All the different species have different pollen, and many release pollen into air so I can open windows and gather it. Fun! Only Amy became cranky and irritable and mucus discharges from her nose. Humans do not like pollen.]

At least I had time for working on some projects while Amy had crankiness problems. Maybe now if Amy does not computer hog I can tell about them soon.

Have a happy day!